Get Some Humor on Independence Day USA 2017, Funny Jokes to Send your Friends, Funny SMS Messages, Facebook Status on Fourth of July 2017. It’s really hard to crack a joke and when i comes to the Independence day, it becomes more harder to make a joke about the Independence. Many humans from US look for the jokes on the internet about the freedom day but they always find boring and fewer jokes. In the following post, you will find out many hilarious light jokes about the USA Independence day.
4th of July Hilarious Jokes 2017
1. The difference between a duck and George Washington is:
One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!
2. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
3. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
4. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.
5. What’s red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog!
6. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
7. Nicholas took his four-year-old son, Bryan, to several baseball games where “The Star-Spangled Banner” was sung before the start of each game.
Later, Nicholas and Bryan attended St Bartholomew’s church on the Sunday before Independence Day. The congregation sang The Star-Spangled Banner, and after everyone sat down, Bryan suddenly yelled out at the top of his voice, ‘Play ball.’
8. What’s red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.
9. What was General Washington’s favourite tree?
10. What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A Fire Cracker!
11. What was the most popular dance in 1776?
12. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
It can’t sit down.
13. Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
14. Why did the duck say bang?
Because he was a firequacker.
15. What do you eat on July 5th?
16. What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
17. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?
Lets get together and “pop it like its hot”.
18. How do you start the 4th of July parade in the ghetto?
Roll a 40 down the street.
19. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?
The Boston Flea Party.
20. Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
21. What do you call a duck on the fourth of July?
A fire quacker.
22. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
23. What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved.
24. Which colonists told the most jokes?
4th of July SMS & WhatsApp Messages 2017
1. It’s so proud to be a part of the Strongest country in the world. Today, I promise to be a good citizen of this beloved country in the best of my capabilities. Very Happy Independence day to all the people of USA.
2. Let’s make a promise to ourselves on this day that as long as we live, we will make America to grow into a better nation with each passing day. Very Happy 4th of July to all my country people.
3. The flag stands there waving out to us with joy. The stars in heaven are gleaming with pride back at us. The flowers are smiling at us with delight. Everyone is celebrating for we have done them proud. Long live America!
May all of you have a very Happy 4th of July.
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